AUDITIONS FOR "I HATE HAMLET" BY PAUL RUDNICK WILL BE HELD SATURDAY JULY 24TH AT NOON!

You will be asked to do a cold reading from the show. Below is a list of characters and descriptions. Hope to see you there!

FELICIA DANTINE....REALTOR STAR-STRUCK BY ANDREW THE ACTOR. 

ANDREW RALLY...........ACTOR IN HIS LATE TWENTIES, EARLY THIRTIES. HANDSOME, CHARMING AND HAS THE POLISHED EASE OF A TELEVISION STAR.

DEIRDRE MCDAVEY...ANDREW'S GIRLFRIEND. SHE IS TWENTY NINE BUT LOOKS MUCH YOUNGER. SHE IS ALWAYS ON THE VERGE OF A SWOON.

LILLIAN TROY...STRIKING, SILVER HAIRED WOMAN IN HER SEVENTIES.SHE HAS A REGAL GERMAN ACCENT AND IS ANDREW'S AGENT.

JOHN BARRYMORE...HANDSOME, SEXUAL AND DASHING. HE IS STILL A ROMANTIC HERO, THOUGH DEAD.

GARY PETER LEFKOWITZ...IN HIS 30'S A HAPPY, OVERGROWN CHILD. HE WEARS EXPENSIVE CLOTHING. AN L.A. GUY.

A SUMMARY OF THE SHOW!!  
ANDREW RALLY SEEMS TO HAVE IT ALL! HE HAS CELEBRITY AND ACCLAIM FROM HIS STARRING ROLE IN A HIT TV SERIES; A RICH, BEAUTIFUL GIRLFRIEND, AND THE CHANCE TO PLAY HAMLET IN CENTRAL PARK. THERE ARE A COUPLE OF GLITCHES. HIS SERIES GETS CANCELED, HIS GIRLFRIEND IS CLINGING TO HER VIRGINITY, AND HE HAS NO DESIRE TO PLAY HAMLET.